<3 sToRii

touch my body
and be gentle
here is spirit
making malcolm mental

size don't matter
it's all good
spirit keeps an open mind
like a kind citizen should

do the humpty hump
the crunk de crunk
let's get down
to the boogie funk!


(thanks to kate for documenting this magical experience)

back like crack

back and back
like crack on crack

malc is back
oh, yeah it's a fact

here's this sweet pic
like some cheesy chick flick

work it work it
malcolm major hot shit

spread thee word
like wings from a kfc bird

the femail gaze

here's malcolm's gaze
19 little toes
and one lil' jamjii

where is my face,
says malcolm
don't worry,
ima juss gonna sit on these papers

you can look
but you can't touch
that's what my mom use to say

faerie bearie

bear bear
it's no fair fair

malcolms countour
looks like a boar

oh so le

oh, i'm so le tired
because i am oh so le vogue

look at my glasses that block le sun
oh, i'm sexy as a gun

bears

lookie lookie
wookie wookie
hee hee hee

i got a gummy bearie
on my stubby nose-y

TWIN peaks

google.com-ed images "snarl"
and malcolm was to be found

malcolm has never been mean
except the bandage that was bound

this website claims this is the real malcolm
but it is a blatant lie

malcolm could never be so vicious
and besides his teeth aren't like whipped cream on pie

cheeto as the political

cheeto cheeto
i got stinky feet-o

malcolm love the orange
too bad no word rhymes with orange

shout out to kate
for this pic to date

cheeto cheeto
che let them free-to!

spaceman(g)

MISSter spaceman
sing me a song
on to earth,
we belong.

so get me some good times
not the show
you got silly nails,
you silly ho.

C/R-unning

the sioux say
racoons are sharp
and cunning

they would probably also say
malcolm should start
get running

(f)artin'

scan ur face
down to the base
and see what's really real

malcolm's body
is my temple
oh yeah, he's a real squeal!

regulatin'

up on a table
workin' on the computer
computatin'
hey, whateva
ima just regulatin'

a-choo in

a-choo!
it's allergy season,
boo hoo hoo
here is malcolm
in a leather shoe!

m&m

here lies 2 very happy friends
malc and mont
forever,
to the end!

dope-lez (i.e. dopplez)

chambers,
chowera,
gowera,
malcower(d)a,
this is the age
the age of,
dopplez

butters

jingle jangle,
malcolm's butters

rash & dash

red and hot
but not in that way
it's dirty for sure
but it doesn't go away

malcolm got a rash
from eating too much bacon
beggin strips beware
there's red underneath ur hair

the first day we met

this was the first day we met.
malcolm was feeble,
and was hopping then.
i should have known...
diseases up the rear,
no pun intended.
but no worries,
5 lbs. heavier,
there's nothing to fear <3

nails

pink nails never looked so fabulous!

what's yo name what's yo size?!

say hello!

name: malcolm (x)
age: 7 - 10 years
gender: all (fe)male
sexual orientation: gay
relationship status: single and ready to mingle
sign: unknown... probably a cancer...