regulatin'

up on a table
workin' on the computer
computatin'
hey, whateva
ima just regulatin'

a-choo in

a-choo!
it's allergy season,
boo hoo hoo
here is malcolm
in a leather shoe!

m&m

here lies 2 very happy friends
malc and mont
forever,
to the end!

dope-lez (i.e. dopplez)

chambers,
chowera,
gowera,
malcower(d)a,
this is the age
the age of,
dopplez

butters

jingle jangle,
malcolm's butters

rash & dash

red and hot
but not in that way
it's dirty for sure
but it doesn't go away

malcolm got a rash
from eating too much bacon
beggin strips beware
there's red underneath ur hair

the first day we met

this was the first day we met.
malcolm was feeble,
and was hopping then.
i should have known...
diseases up the rear,
no pun intended.
but no worries,
5 lbs. heavier,
there's nothing to fear <3

nails

pink nails never looked so fabulous!

what's yo name what's yo size?!

say hello!

name: malcolm (x)
age: 7 - 10 years
gender: all (fe)male
sexual orientation: gay
relationship status: single and ready to mingle
sign: unknown... probably a cancer...